wee funny story for you, (funny, but not for my wife).
my christmas do about 3 years ago, i got absolutely hammered drunk. came home, was sick over the floor, which was wooden so it went everywhere, there was loads of it and it was really watery and minging, anyway my good lady wife got up and started shouting, (dont know what!), and ran across the room, it was dark and she slipped in the sick and fell in it and banged her head. she felt her head and thought it was bleeding but it was only vomit.

needless to say she has mentioned it on occasion.
