OK, just back from the Divorce courts, and she's changed the locks so I'm posting this from an internet cafe.
2-1 would have been better, I might have got away with that. Although pointing out to her that her favourite Centre Back is now being referred to in the English press as Dunkin Doughnut probably didn't help either. So here I am, life in tatters, and its all YOUR FAULT CARROLL, YOU TW@T!!
Although they did score more goals than we did. Did that make her happy? No, it seemed to MAKE HER WORSE!!!